Life before computers
- Application was for employment
- keyboard was a piano
- mouse was a rat
- virus was a flu
- memory was something you lost due to ageing
- web was a spider
- program was a TV show
- phones -wireless
- Cars-keyless
- Cooking-fireless
- Leaders- shameless
- Attitude-careless
- youth-jobless
- feeling-heartless
our hope-endless
our love-greatest
our culture-coolest
our creativity-awesomeness
Funny tech facts
Three biggest fear of our generation
- No internet connection
- battery low(1%)
- slow booting
- Home work: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
- 😒😒 am not yet impress with technology until it can download food
- Men are like Bluetooth he is connected to you when you are nearby but search for other devices when you are away. while woman are like Wi-Fi she sees all available device but connect to the strongest one.
- I keep on pressing esp(escape) key but am still here
- respect your parent the graduated without google or Wikipedia
- If you download a pdf file and you see it end with ".exe" intend of ".pdf " delete it. it's a virus
- If you accidentally text a wrong person immediately put phone on airplane mode it will fail to send then detele the message
- Do a Google image search for "atari breakout" You can thank me later.
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